root@hassleas:~# ./hassle --splash

Hassle as a Service

We don't fix your bug.
We give it paperwork.

hassles_served=...

Hassle as a Service is a joke REST API: real HTTP, petty bureaucratic hassles instead of helpful errors - served like a late-night amber terminal.

Session

Who we are hassling as

awaiting input

Endpoints

GET /v1/hassle - random hassle (HTTP 418)
GET /v1/hassle?lang=python - flavors: javascript, python, go, rust, php, printer, ai, omarchy, jev
POST /v1/hassle - send a pretend error; still get a hassle
GET /v1/flavors - GET /docs - GET /health - GET /v1/stats

curl -s https://hassleas.com/v1/hassle?lang=rust

hassle as a service - pages project hassle - not technical support

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